There are three types of humans in the world; Those who can count. And those who cannot.

Obligatory Bio

I only have one

question for you and that is

“what is a haiku?”

Preston was born a Jerk in Virginia.

Sic Semper Tyrannis

In 1985 a Teenage Mutant Ninja Preston kicked its way out of the womb as a Scorpio. Early lessons in life taught Preston to use the few advantages available.

Preston used what he had to the best of his abilities.

Sic Nos Non Nobis

At the age of 19, Preston moved to Culver City, Los Angeles, to explore art in one of the largest cities in the world. In a youth-bound effort, Preston pursued Culinary Arts to maintain a multimedia hobby,

Preston has questions.

Art is unbelievable.

A gift is given.

Preston is not a starving artist.

Ut Prosim

Between curricular and extra-curricular, Preston developed a recognizable body of work. Mostly it was instantly gratifiable by cooking.

Preston built a body of work.

Alea Iacta Est

Preston began using repurposed furniture for paintings and expanding a portfolio of conceptual and commissioned art pieces. Mostly close friends benefitted from Preston’s gift to give and own a majority of an early phase of artwork.

That phase continued until Preston moved to Portland, Oregon at the age of 30. There Preston secured an artwork studio and ramped production of larger and more refined pieces.